The following comes from an aim conversation with my friend Keenan. The story you are about to read really happened, and looking back on it, well, I'm glad I got a story out of it??? Anyway, the story is funny so I hope you laugh. Enjoy: newyeeah58 (8:08:50 PM): so random story kpruett13 (8:08:55 PM): tell me newyeeah58 (8:08:57 PM): but one worth telling newyeeah58 (8:09:16 PM): ok a couple days ago, i went to walmart for some groceries kpruett13 (8:09:32 PM): ok newyeeah58 (8:09:37 PM): i was in a good mood and it was payday kpruett13 (8:10:16 PM): oooh newyeeah58 (8:10:19 PM): i had just cashed my check at a bank with a very pleasant teller who i talked with and shared a lovely bank experience with kpruett13 (8:10:24 PM): always a reason to be in a good mood newyeeah58 (8:10:31 PM): right newyeeah58 (8:10:57 PM): so on to walmart i went with my friend ashley (she drove) newyeeah58 (8:11:17 PM): so we get there and i tell her that i had to wash my hands so she waited on me newyeeah58 (8:11:48 PM): i made my way to the guys restroom and inside were the janitor and another gentleman that he was talking to newyeeah58 (8:12:32 PM): as i entered, the janitor asked me "what's up brother" and i said "hey pretty good how bout you" newyeeah58 (8:12:44 PM): he said "good, how are you" newyeeah58 (8:12:54 PM): at this i wanted to say "i just told you" newyeeah58 (8:12:58 PM): but anyway newyeeah58 (8:13:12 PM): i was going to leave the conversation there right? newyeeah58 (8:14:14 PM): but then, after having such a friendly exchange with the bank teller, i was in a genial mood, so i made small talk by saying, "it's a good day, it's such a lovely day out" newyeeah58 (8:14:38 PM): to which he responded with "great day for the ladies eh?" newyeeah58 (8:14:54 PM): and i said "oh ehhehe" nervously newyeeah58 (8:15:42 PM): and then he said something that was incoherent and then asked my age, which i stumbled over newyeeah58 (8:16:24 PM): "ummm, 2-.........2-, 21!" i finally said newyeeah58 (8:16:40 PM): not sure why i was so unable to reach the answer newyeeah58 (8:16:46 PM): i was just surprised i suppose kpruett13 (8:17:15 PM): ha newyeeah58 (8:17:53 PM): but anyway, this gentleman, a middle-aged(as i surmised) black man with white stuble and TWO lazy eyes newyeeah58 (8:18:09 PM): said that he too was 21 kpruett13 (8:18:13 PM): whoa, what?! newyeeah58 (8:18:59 PM): not really believing him, but taking it in stride i said "oh ok neat" and he promptly said good to be young ain't it" and then we hugged newyeeah58 (8:19:08 PM): two grown men in the bathroom of a walmart newyeeah58 (8:19:12 PM): hugging kpruett13 (8:19:16 PM): you hugged him! kpruett13 (8:19:16 PM): hahahaha newyeeah58 (8:19:31 PM): i didn't really want to, but it was like a tractor beam kpruett13 (8:19:36 PM): he sucked you right in newyeeah58 (8:19:38 PM): i couldn't get out of it newyeeah58 (8:19:41 PM): it's true kpruett13 (8:19:42 PM): you need to write this in your xanga kpruett13 (8:19:48 PM): the world needs this kind of entertainment newyeeah58 (8:19:50 PM): oh ween it was so funny newyeeah58 (8:20:01 PM): but it goes on kpruett13 (8:20:16 PM): there's more? newyeeah58 (8:20:48 PM): after this(there was still another gentleman on the crapper as all of this was going on, mind you) he asked me how old i really thought he was newyeeah58 (8:21:26 PM): and at this i really wasn't wanting to guess, but figured no other way out, so i said in a flattering air "umm, 28??" kpruett13 (8:21:28 PM): oh man newyeeah58 (8:21:37 PM): and he said "nah i'm older than that" newyeeah58 (8:21:44 PM): "30?" newyeeah58 (8:21:54 PM): "nah older'n at" newyeeah58 (8:22:30 PM): "35" newyeeah58 (8:22:33 PM): "nah" newyeeah58 (8:22:40 PM): "40??" newyeeah58 (8:22:49 PM): "i'm 49 partner" kpruett13 (8:22:54 PM): whoa newyeeah58 (8:22:57 PM): "oh you fooled me" kpruett13 (8:22:58 PM): and he called you partner kpruett13 (8:22:59 PM): hahaha newyeeah58 (8:23:03 PM): something like that newyeeah58 (8:23:21 PM): and then he tells me that he turns 50 on halloween newyeeah58 (8:23:35 PM): and i said to myself "why am i not surprised" kpruett13 (8:23:47 PM): and all of this was taking place int he bathroom at walmart while your friend was waiting fo ryou kpruett13 (8:23:51 PM): this is excellent material newyeeah58 (8:23:56 PM): oh yeah newyeeah58 (8:24:23 PM): and after he tells me this he says "i'll be yo' jack o' latern!" kpruett13 (8:24:32 PM): HA newyeeah58 (8:24:41 PM): to which i replied with another healthy dose of nervous laughter kpruett13 (8:25:33 PM): awesome newyeeah58 (8:26:24 PM): and seeing that this conversation was not altogether very important in the eternal scheme of things i said "well i'll catch ya later" to which he replied "aight well whenever you in here again make sure you holla atcha boi" kpruett13 (8:26:36 PM): oh man newyeeah58 (8:26:36 PM): and i said "oh i'll make sure i'll holler" kpruett13 (8:26:44 PM): like he permanently resides in the bathroom kpruett13 (8:26:48 PM): this is just too funny newyeeah58 (8:26:48 PM): right newyeeah58 (8:27:00 PM): and then we parted ways never to see each other again newyeeah58 (8:27:23 PM): such a sad, and relieving story newyeeah58 (8:27:39 PM): man it was wierd newyeeah58 (8:28:28 PM): oh and i forgot to say that when he asked how old i was, he came over real close to me and was kinda doing the playful gesturing of punching me in the stomach newyeeah58 (8:28:59 PM): but like just a "buddy buddy" sort of way and he just stood there, head down close to my chest cavity newyeeah58 (8:29:03 PM): it was so odd newyeeah58 (8:29:16 PM): i wanted to run newyeeah58 (8:29:26 PM): but he blocked my escape on all fronts newyeeah58 (8:29:34 PM): so i had to play his little game kpruett13 (8:29:56 PM): ha newyeeah58 (8:30:10 PM): moral of the story: don't talk to the walmart janitors, especially in the guys bathroom, unless you're prepared to hug them newyeeah58 (8:30:31 PM): so yeah, that's the story newyeeah58 (8:30:34 PM): great huh? kpruett13 (8:30:38 PM): classic kpruett13 (8:30:41 PM): please xanga this newyeeah58 (8:30:52 PM): ok, i'll see what i can do kpruett13 (8:30:56 PM): perfect. |